Jason Segel, best known as Marshall Eriksen on How I Met Your Mother, is the adorably goofy Jewish dude I'd most like to see lewd (sorry, Ben Stiller). If you want to see a Hanukkah hottie naked, all you have to do is rent/stream Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Jason Segel does the Full Monty. Let's just say acting is not his only gift.
He also does a musical puppet show version of Dracula - which is so awesome.
See also: Fuck Yeah Marshall Eriksen on Tumblr.
Jason Segel almost shares his last name with a beloved American Jewish writer, Erich Segal, the author of 1970's Love Story. Erich Segal died in 2010, but his daughter Francesca - an author, literary critic and columnist - is alive and well. They may be distantly related, but I have no way of confirming or disproving this.
Francesca Segal wrote this: