Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The Hanukkah Hotness, Night 5: P!nk

Happy 12-12-12! Tonight's Hebraical hottie is none other than Jewish rock star P!nk herself, a.k.a Alecia Beth Moore. The 33-year-old Pennsylvania native is the daughter of a Catholic father and a Jewish mother.
Jewish chicks - rockin' the cat-eyes black eyeliner look since we were slaves in Egypt.

Musically, P!nk had me hooked from her first hit, "There You Go." The grammar is appalling, but you must remember her crashing her motorcycle through her ex's window.

In "Slut Like You" from her 2012 album, P!nk isn't afraid to reclaim the "slut" label from those who would use it as a slur, or to apply it to guys.

For sheer musical girl power, you can hardly do better than the Moulin Rouge collaboration of P!nk with Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil Kim and Missy Elliot on "Lady Marmalade." This single was like the Spice Girls of the 00s.

In this Pepsi commercial, she must engage in gladiatorial combat - sort of - against Beyonce and Britney Spears.

She was a Weekend Crush once upon a time at Dorothy Surrenders. DS also clued me in to P!nk's collaboration with Peaches, the world's greatest bisexual Canadian rapper/electro musician of Jewish descent. The song is called "Oh My God," and I like to think of it as a sincere prayer as well as a song about women having sex with women.

P!nk is just teasing all the lesbian/bi/pan girls, though; she's a straight girl. She is, however, listed in The Bisexual's Guide to the Universe by Nicole Kristal and Mike Szymanski as having once said, "I'm trisexual. I'll try anything once."

Also, P!nk is in Catacombs, a mind-numbingly stupid 2007 horror film set at a rave in the underground cemeteries of Paris. The film sucks, but props to P!nk for taking her turn as a scream queen, a horror film convention perfected by Hebrew hottie Jamie Lee Curtis.


Gina said...

I did not know about P!NK's heritage. I'm crazy about her and always have been since she first burst out onto the scene. Her concerts are very girl heavy. She has quite the following as you know. I already have my tickets for when she comes to the United Center on March 9th. The new CD is kick ass! Love it all. Great lyrics and outstanding voice. Her shows are spectacular!

New York Escorts said...

I stand with Gina. More or less all the stars, public people have something where they start with, like a possible heritage, or rich parents. I think PINK did it without that, or i personal don't know it, since her music is very listened and she is really good in what she is doing ..

Erin O'Riordan said...

Thanks for your comment, Gina!

Spammers, I'm going to leave that comment because it's almost just like a real comment, although "her music is very listened" is terrible grammar. Please stay off my page in the future, though. I'm trying to run a legit literary (and sometimes pop culture) thing here.