Steamlust: Steampunk Erotic Romance (Cleis Press, 2011) is the third anthology of short erotica edited by Kristina Wright that I've had the pleasure to read. I very much enjoyed Fairy Tale Lust and Dream Lover, so I eagerly anticipated Wright's latest anthology.
On the other hand, I was slightly disappointed by Cleis Press' other steampunk title this year, Carnal Machines, edited by D.L. King. I liked a few of the stories in that anthology, but others just weren't interesting enough. I believe the key to good steampunk is the same as the key to good erotic romance: the beauty is all in the details.
Fortunately, Wright's editing instincts do not fail her, and Steamlust is full of glorious details. It's the clockwork lovebirds in Sylvia Day's "Iron Hard." In Vida Bailey's time-travel adventure "Undergrounded: Hannah Hawthorne and the Stranded Time Ship," it's the giant copper bathtub with its jets and nozzles. It's Pete's "melted chocolate" eyes in "Green Cheese" by Lisabet Sarai and the contents of the secret room in Andrea Dale's spiritualist tale "Lost Souls."
My personal favorite of the collection was "Sparks" by Anna Meadows. It imagines a Victorian version of Prohibition and a young smuggler who makes illicit intoxicating spirits from delicate flower petals. She's reunited with her lost love, Ezra, possibly the anthology's most drool-worthy male: "The scent of violets and roses mixed with the soft spice of ashes and cloves. Cambric and ash: it identified him as well as a fingerprint." Even Ezra's perpetually dirty fingernails and calloused hands are endearing in this sensual tale. But then there's Ezra's violet lightning, a very neat little trick...
I don't think anyone will be disappointed by Steamlust. It's all that it claims to be. There are plenty of spinning gears, mechanical limbs, automatons, airships and parasols to delight the steampunk fan. There are erotic twosomes and threesomes steamy enough to satisfy the erotica reader.
On a sidenote, Anna Meadows and I both wrote stories published in the Cleis Press anthology Best Lesbian Romance 2010. Hers is called "Coming Out Party," and mine is called "Soaked." Andrea Dale and Sacchi Green also have stories in both anthologies. I have to admit, I've never read the entire anthology, but I think I will soon.
Disclosure: I received my copy of Steamlust from the publisher at no cost. I was not otherwise compensated for this review, which represents my honest opinion.
Photo: VaughnSaball, Creative Commons License
Erin O'Riordan writes smart, whimsical erotica. Her erotic romance novel trilogy, Pagan Spirits, is now available. With her husband, she also writes crime novels. Visit her home page at ko-fi.com.
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Monday, October 10, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
Carnal Machines: Steampunk Erotica, Edited by D. L. King (review)
What is it about the Victorian era that we modern readers/writers find so compelling? For me, some of its allure is that it wasn't so long ago that it seems inaccessible. Victorians lived essentially as we do, with more restrictive social customs and a less evolved understanding of technological possibilities. They had some knowledge of electricity, but homes were still lit with gaslights. They rode in horse-drawn carriages, wore crinolines and waistcoats and had to hold perfectly still for long stretches to be photographed. Still, the inkling that there were brave new worlds to be explored using technology inspired the great early speculative fiction writers, from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to H.G. Wells, and that newly uncovered mindset of being on the cusp of innovation seems to drive the steampunk writers of today.
The writers in this collection are also inspired by Victorian society's collective sexual repression, a great reserve of innocence, shame and untapped energies that had yet to produce Sigmund Freud to explain it. The juxtaposition of innocence and experience, of caution and desire, of social mores versus human needs create most of the tension in these tales.
Honestly, this isn't my favorite Cleis Press anthology. In any anthology, there are bound to be some short stories the reader responds to better than others. In the other 5-6 Cleis titles I've read, I've been delighted by almost everything. I actually thought a few of these stories were ho-hum. You wouldn't think a story about a steam-powered vibrator could be uninteresting, but once you read a few of them, you realize there are ways to write acceptable steampunk erotica, and then there are ways to write exceptional steampunk erotica.
The opener, Teresa Noelle Roberts' "Human Powered," is a rousing start, with a sympathetic heroine and sex that arises organically from the story. "Mutiny on the Danika Blue" by Poe Von Page, the only story in the anthology that takes its characters into space, is a wonderful meditation on power play. "Deviant Devices" by Kannan Feng has a rather nice male-female dynamic as well. Lisabet Sarai's "Her Own Devices," with its Chinese setting, is one of the nicest, and most sensually detailed, of the bunch. The other bookend, Elizabeth Schechter's "The Succubus," closes nicely by flipping the typical point of view on its head.
My true favorite is the collection's lone m/m piece, "Infernal Machine" by Elias A. St. James. Its begoggled tinkerer is Elijah Saloman, the son of a French rabbi. The young inventor's lover is Sasha, a Russian noble. At the exact moment Sasha is called away to perform the duties of his station, Elijah is entrapped by one of his machines, a helpless prisoner to exquisitely pleasurable mechanical torture. Pleasurable mechanical torture is the theme of many of these stories, but this one manages a certain stylish romance and charm among the clockwork and steam engines. It's like red velvet marred, or rather decorated, with Elijah's greasy thumbprints.
Final notes:
1. If you enjoy this book, you will also like the novella 'Hysteria' by Rushmore Judd, which you can find on Smashwords.
2. My husband thinks the woman on the cover looks like Lady Gaga.
3. I received a copy of this book at no charge from the publisher. I was not otherwise compensated for this review.
The writers in this collection are also inspired by Victorian society's collective sexual repression, a great reserve of innocence, shame and untapped energies that had yet to produce Sigmund Freud to explain it. The juxtaposition of innocence and experience, of caution and desire, of social mores versus human needs create most of the tension in these tales.
Honestly, this isn't my favorite Cleis Press anthology. In any anthology, there are bound to be some short stories the reader responds to better than others. In the other 5-6 Cleis titles I've read, I've been delighted by almost everything. I actually thought a few of these stories were ho-hum. You wouldn't think a story about a steam-powered vibrator could be uninteresting, but once you read a few of them, you realize there are ways to write acceptable steampunk erotica, and then there are ways to write exceptional steampunk erotica.
The opener, Teresa Noelle Roberts' "Human Powered," is a rousing start, with a sympathetic heroine and sex that arises organically from the story. "Mutiny on the Danika Blue" by Poe Von Page, the only story in the anthology that takes its characters into space, is a wonderful meditation on power play. "Deviant Devices" by Kannan Feng has a rather nice male-female dynamic as well. Lisabet Sarai's "Her Own Devices," with its Chinese setting, is one of the nicest, and most sensually detailed, of the bunch. The other bookend, Elizabeth Schechter's "The Succubus," closes nicely by flipping the typical point of view on its head.
My true favorite is the collection's lone m/m piece, "Infernal Machine" by Elias A. St. James. Its begoggled tinkerer is Elijah Saloman, the son of a French rabbi. The young inventor's lover is Sasha, a Russian noble. At the exact moment Sasha is called away to perform the duties of his station, Elijah is entrapped by one of his machines, a helpless prisoner to exquisitely pleasurable mechanical torture. Pleasurable mechanical torture is the theme of many of these stories, but this one manages a certain stylish romance and charm among the clockwork and steam engines. It's like red velvet marred, or rather decorated, with Elijah's greasy thumbprints.
Final notes:
1. If you enjoy this book, you will also like the novella 'Hysteria' by Rushmore Judd, which you can find on Smashwords.
2. My husband thinks the woman on the cover looks like Lady Gaga.
3. I received a copy of this book at no charge from the publisher. I was not otherwise compensated for this review.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Review ~ Lustfully Ever After: Fairy Tale Erotic Romance
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Lustfully Ever After: Fairy Tale Erotic Romance by Kristina WrightMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
My introduction to fairy tales written specifically for adults was Barbara G. Walker's Feminist Fairy Tales, which I read while in college and still adore 10+ years later. From that foundation, when I discovered Mitzi Szereto's In Sleeping Beauty's Bed: Erotic Fairy Tales in September 2009 - my introduction to Cleis Press titles - I was very pleasantly surprised. Szereto is the mistress of combining the cleverness of the classic fairy tale with fun, naughty adult sensibilities. Since then, I've continually been impressed with the quality of erotic short stories in Cleis Press' anthologies.
An especially talented editor of these anthologies is Kristina Wright. See, for example, Steamlust: Steampunk Erotic Romance and Dream Lover: Paranormal Tales of Erotic Romance. Since I really enjoyed 2010's Fairy Tale Lust: Erotic Fantasies for Women, I was sure I would find something enjoyable about 'Lustfully Ever After.' I was not disappointed.
The simple fact is, there is no bad story in this anthology. I have some favorites. Anna Meadows never writes an erotic short story in which I DON'T wish I were the heroine(s), so naturally, I loved "Matches." Emerald's "The Beast Within" was a magnificent beauty-and-beast tale, one sure to be a favorite of those who enjoyed Fifty Shades of Grey. Charlotte Stein's "You" is sublime and speaks directly to the witch in me. Evan Mora's "Real Boy," a transgender take on Pinocchio, has wonderful heart and soul, hot sex and a great message. Wright's contribution, "A Sea Change," is exactly the way The Awakening should have ended - less sink, more swim. Less shame, more joy.
I could go on and on, but if I were forced to choose a favorite under pain of torture, I would have to say "Steadfast" by Andrea Dale. Maybe it's just because I've got a little bit of a military fetish thing going on right now (me and Mr. James Jones - we got a thing going on), but DAMN. WOW. When I write in all caps like that, that means it was a hella powerful story, emotionally, sexually and psychologically. I tip my hat to you, Ms. Andrea Dale.
I just can't think of anything I didn't like about this book, which is why I have to give it five stars.
Disclosure: I received an uncorrected proof of this book from the publisher, unsolicited, at no cost. I was under no obligation to write this review, which represents my own honest opinion.
View all my reviews on Goodreads
Previous Cleis Press titles (fiction), reviewed on Pagan Spirits book blog:
Fairy Tale Lust
Dream Lover
Women in Lust
Steamlust: Steampunk Erotic Romance
Carnal Machines: Steampunk Erotica
Non-fiction Cleis Press titles:
Seal It With a Kiss
The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio
The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus
Thursday, December 29, 2011
My Besties - Favorite Books of 2011, That Is
Looking over the books I read this year, I was surprised by how much YA I read and how little paranormal romance. In part, I blame Amazon Vine - I keep choosing YA books as my twice-monthly free items. My TBR pile going into 2012 has several PNR paperbacks, but I'm in no particular hurry to get to them. I do feel that if I give the genre a bit of a rest, I'll only appreciate it more when I do get back to it.
Not all of these were published in 2011, but this is the year I read them. Here they are in alphabetical order.
Beauty Queens by Libba Bray. The whole thing is a delicious send-up of pop culture and sexism. My favorite character is Adina, Miss New Hampshire, a journalist embedded in the pageant. She's a smart, Jewish feminist - sort of a teenage Emma Goldman. I also like lesbian, comic-book-loving Miss Michigan (Jennifer), the transgendered contestant (I won't give it away) and Indian-Californian Valley Girl DJ-wannabe Miss California (Shanti).
Dead Reckoning by Charlaine Harris. This is the 11th Sookie Stackhouse book. (Only 2 more to go -
The next book is going to be called Deadlocked.
Dream Lover, edited by Kristina Wright. A collection of diverse, elegantly erotic tales of paranormal romance. Given my personal preference for wolf tales, it may come as no surprise my personal favorite in this collection is Alana Noel Voth's "Moongirl Meets the Wolf Man." Full review here.
Family by Michael Ostow. The young protagonist of this unusual novel-in-verse, Mel, is one of those tragic young adult characters, the likes of which inspired Meghan Cox Gurdon to write her controversial Wall Street Journal essay "Darkness Too Visible." Yet it ends on a hopeful note. Full review here.
Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. A charming and delightful story, a witches' love story appropriate for all ages. I saw the anime version first (yes, with Christian Bale as the voice of Howl). The plots aren't exactly the same, but they both involve a good deal of green slime, and both are utterly charming. I recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a good fairy tale.
Isis by Douglas Clegg. The most beautiful part of this eerie tale is Clegg's description of what the Cornish call the Isle of Apples (Avalon), the land of the dead. But just as J.K. Rowling warned in "The Deathly Hallows" in The Tales of Beedle the Bard, those brought from the land of the dead do not belong in this world. Iris should have listened to the old legends.
Juliet Immortal by Stacey Jay. O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou some guy named Dylan? It's because in this immensely imaginative novel, Stacey Jay manages to turn everything we think we know about the world's most famous pair of impulsive teenage lovers on its head. At the risk of sounding like a young adult instead of an adult reviewer reading a YA book, OMG, this novel is SO good! Come to think of it, it's both YA and PNR.
Steamlust: Steampunk Erotic Romance, edited by Kristina Wright. There's a good reason why I keep reviewing Cleis Press titles - the publisher consistently puts out high-quality anthologies. I believe the key to good steampunk is the same as the key to good erotic romance: the beauty is all in the details. Fortunately, Wright's editing instincts do not fail her, and Steamlust is full of glorious details. Full review here.
The Inquisitor's Apprentice by Chris Moriarty. It's sort of like The Prestige mixed with Harry Potter mixed with the Disney musical Newsies, but with more Jewish characters. Its protagonist is 13-year-old Sacha Kessler, who lives in the tenements, circa 1900. Magic is technically illegal in America, but still widely practiced, and one day Sacha learns he can see magic. This rare talent leads to his new job as an inquisitor's apprentice.
The Sacred Book of the Werewolf by Victor Pelevin. A Hu-Li is a werefox, but she's so much more than that. She's 2,000 years old, one of a sisterhood of werefoxes from ancient China. These foxes are a kind of energy vampires, using prostitution as a cover to feed off the sexual energy of men. Through a kind of hallucinogenic effect they produce with their fox-tails, A Hu-Li and her sisters never actually have to touch these men. A Hu-Li is, in fact, a 2,000-year-old virgin. For the first time in her extremely long life, A Hu-Li is faced with the prospect of falling in love.
What I'm reading going into 2012: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I read a few of these short stories in grade school, but not at all since then. I'm enjoying them.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
'Amazons: Sexy Tales of Strong Women' Edited by M. Christian and Sage Vivant
"Sexy Tales of Strong Women." What's not to love about that subtitle? Editors M. Christian and Sage Vivant chose well, because this is not only good erotic writing but good writing, period. Not all of it is explicitly erotic, by the way. Some of it is gently suggestive. For added fun, each tale begins with a quote from an extraordinary real-life woman, from Bette Davis to Pamela Anderson to Barbra Streisand.
My favorite stories in this anthology were:
"Bullbitch 8.0" by C.B. Potts. Cowgirls are all Amazons anyway, right? But Lynette is a special -breed of cowgirl - she's a rodeo bull rider.
"The Spear of Janice Kienan" by Chris Bridges. It shows just how deeply the modern woman can get in touch with her inner Amazon.
If only it were possible to combine Chris Bridges the erotica writer with Chris "Ludacris" Bridges the rapper/actor, because that combined guy would be a hell of an erotic songwriter.
"Amazon" by M. Christian. A sexy tale of Sapphic love among burlesque dancers, one of whom has dwarfism, and the twist of the story is that the shortest woman is the most Amazonian of all.
"Punk Syster Morris" by Bryn Colvin. This was my second-favorite story of the book, about an unsuspecting man who thinks he's only going to a rock show with his buddy and ends up finding so much more.
"The Hands of a Princess" by Catherine Lundoff*. Viking warrior Commander Agnes "The Bloody" Helensdottir will go to any length to serve her king, even it means pleasing his like-minded daughter.
"Sex With Ducks" by Hannah Strom-Martin. Worry not: Ducks is a man's name. He's a quirky writer, but our narrator learns how to exploit his hidden desires. Best phrase:
"When dealing with writers it breaks down like this: a regular writer is your average everyday megalomaniac. Like every artist, there's a part of them that believes--nay, knows--the world turns for them. Most are harmless. Some are obnoxious. Some are Bret Easton Ellis."
Technically, my editor-inner-ear tells me, it should say, "A part of them believes--nay, knows--the world turns for them, as does a part of every artist."However, that does not flow as smoothly.
"The Girl From Pellucidar" by Jason Rubis. Purporting to be about a woman who attempts to make peace with her ex-boyfriend's unpredictable new girlfriend, the story then takes an outrageous turn and ends up much, much better than I could have predicted.
"Thalea of the Mountain" by Kristina Wright. This has the mythic, timeless quality of a really good fairy tale, one that could have come from anywhere in the world. It's beautiful written, but then again, I'd expect nothing different from Wright.
"The Bearded Lady" by Madeline de Chambrey. My favorite of the anthology, and it's one of the merely suggestive rather than explicitly erotic ones. It's about the deep connection between a man who's in love with a woman who barely acknowledges him, as he nurses her through breast cancer. She survives, the ending is triumphant, and I think I actually pumped my fist as I read the last page. Also, a woman with a beard may not be considered traditionally beautiful by Western societies, but de Chambrey manages to convey precisely how this "unfeminine" feature is part of our heroine's allure.
"Blue Girl" by Kathleen Bradean**. Dystopian erotica in a Puritanical society, but one that's completely imaginable. Damn fine writing in this one.
"Sixteen Hands" by Paula L. Fleming. The heroine of this tale is a jockey, and she's an Amazon when she's on her horse. Her unexpected lover fits the more traditional Amazonian profile. This tale is full of passion and tenderness that really resonated with me.
"Legend" by Sage Vivant. This one explores the gap between reality and perception, and it's funny.
I bought this book with my own funds and was not obligated to review it in any way.
* Catherine Lundoff and I both have stories in Like a God's Kiss: Erotic Mythological Tales.
**Read more of Kathleen Bradean in Carnal Machines: Steampunk Erotica.
My favorite stories in this anthology were:
"Bullbitch 8.0" by C.B. Potts. Cowgirls are all Amazons anyway, right? But Lynette is a special -breed of cowgirl - she's a rodeo bull rider.
"The Spear of Janice Kienan" by Chris Bridges. It shows just how deeply the modern woman can get in touch with her inner Amazon.
If only it were possible to combine Chris Bridges the erotica writer with Chris "Ludacris" Bridges the rapper/actor, because that combined guy would be a hell of an erotic songwriter.
"Amazon" by M. Christian. A sexy tale of Sapphic love among burlesque dancers, one of whom has dwarfism, and the twist of the story is that the shortest woman is the most Amazonian of all.
"Punk Syster Morris" by Bryn Colvin. This was my second-favorite story of the book, about an unsuspecting man who thinks he's only going to a rock show with his buddy and ends up finding so much more.
"The Hands of a Princess" by Catherine Lundoff*. Viking warrior Commander Agnes "The Bloody" Helensdottir will go to any length to serve her king, even it means pleasing his like-minded daughter.
"Sex With Ducks" by Hannah Strom-Martin. Worry not: Ducks is a man's name. He's a quirky writer, but our narrator learns how to exploit his hidden desires. Best phrase:
"When dealing with writers it breaks down like this: a regular writer is your average everyday megalomaniac. Like every artist, there's a part of them that believes--nay, knows--the world turns for them. Most are harmless. Some are obnoxious. Some are Bret Easton Ellis."
Technically, my editor-inner-ear tells me, it should say, "A part of them believes--nay, knows--the world turns for them, as does a part of every artist."However, that does not flow as smoothly.
"The Girl From Pellucidar" by Jason Rubis. Purporting to be about a woman who attempts to make peace with her ex-boyfriend's unpredictable new girlfriend, the story then takes an outrageous turn and ends up much, much better than I could have predicted.
"Thalea of the Mountain" by Kristina Wright. This has the mythic, timeless quality of a really good fairy tale, one that could have come from anywhere in the world. It's beautiful written, but then again, I'd expect nothing different from Wright.
"The Bearded Lady" by Madeline de Chambrey. My favorite of the anthology, and it's one of the merely suggestive rather than explicitly erotic ones. It's about the deep connection between a man who's in love with a woman who barely acknowledges him, as he nurses her through breast cancer. She survives, the ending is triumphant, and I think I actually pumped my fist as I read the last page. Also, a woman with a beard may not be considered traditionally beautiful by Western societies, but de Chambrey manages to convey precisely how this "unfeminine" feature is part of our heroine's allure.
"Blue Girl" by Kathleen Bradean**. Dystopian erotica in a Puritanical society, but one that's completely imaginable. Damn fine writing in this one.
"Sixteen Hands" by Paula L. Fleming. The heroine of this tale is a jockey, and she's an Amazon when she's on her horse. Her unexpected lover fits the more traditional Amazonian profile. This tale is full of passion and tenderness that really resonated with me.
"Legend" by Sage Vivant. This one explores the gap between reality and perception, and it's funny.
I bought this book with my own funds and was not obligated to review it in any way.
* Catherine Lundoff and I both have stories in Like a God's Kiss: Erotic Mythological Tales.
**Read more of Kathleen Bradean in Carnal Machines: Steampunk Erotica.
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Guest Post ~ Happily Ever After by Kate Monroe
That’s
the one thing that all romance novels have to have in common, isn’t it? The
ultimate goal is for the two lead characters to end up together, no matter what
subgenre their tale is set in. The reader won’t be satisfied unless the
characters they’ve invested their time and emotion into get their happy ending
in defiance of the obstacles that are in their way; and it’s those obstacles
that make the story.
Can
you imagine reading a romance novel where the two characters get together and
resolve all their issues in Chapter One? There would be none of the tension or
delicious anticipation that a true tale of romance needs in order to draw in
the reader and bring them along on the journey. That journey by definition
cannot be an easy one, for if it was then the story wouldn’t intrigue the
reader.
The conflicts that make the story a success and keep
the reader’s interest need to come from two directions – internal and external.
Simply put, the things keeping them apart need to be both their own internal doubts and fears holding them
back, whilst at the same time external
forces are working to make it difficult for them to be together.
In
The Falcon’s Chase, Reuben and Ari must face those issues in abundance. Both of them have personal issues that they
must deal with; for Reuben, it’s the prosthetic arm he wears. Though the
nanorobots that control it make it physically superior to the flesh and bone it
replaced, it’s a constant reminder of a terrible and painful secret in his past.
He detests it, for not only does it force him to remember all that he’d rather
forget, he also believes it makes him less than other men; less attractive, and
less worthy.
Ari
has just as many troubles of her own. All she does is driven by her soul-deep need
for the independence that has been denied to her all her life. The only child
of the Admiral of the British Navy, she has been treated as nothing more than a
possession by her father. Her wants and needs have been ignored since she was a
small child, and now she has sacrificed everything in order to win the freedom
she craves. She hasn’t done so simply to fall straight under the control of
another man; and with that consuming her, the thought of submitting to all she
feels for the captain of the Falcon is near unbearable.
Even
if Reuben and Ari can manage to deal with those obstacles, though, circling
around them is a disaster waiting to happen, inextricably tangled around them
both in ways they could never have imagined. The families they both fled from draw them back to the very last place they
would ever want to be, and the enormity of the truth they discover there dwarfs
all else that has come before.
It
might sound formulaic and cliché, but the key to writing a successful romance
is to stick to such time-honoured elements that have been proven to work from
the days of fairytales, through to the era of Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, and
then right up to the here and now.
***
Kate Monroe is a redheaded author and editor who lives in a quiet and
inspirational corner of southern England. She has penchants for classic sci-fi,
horror and loud guitars, and a fatal weakness for red wine. Her interests in
writing range from horror to erotica, taking in historical romance, steampunk
and tales of the paranormal on the way; whatever she dreamed about the night
before is liable to find its way onto the page in some form or another…
Kate has had short stories published in numerous anthologies including
works by Sirens Call Publications, Cruentus Libri Press, Rainstorm Press and
Angelic Knight Press. The Falcon's Chase is her debut full-length novel.
***
The Falcon’s Chase
Captain
Reuben Costello is just hours away from facing his execution when the
unlikeliest of rescuers storms into his cell. Lady Arianne Dalton needs the
assistance of the infamous Black Swan to flee England and all its constraints.
He finds himself more than willing to help the fiercely independent Ari in
exchange for his freedom.
However,
when they come to find their fates inextricably tangled in a plot that
threatens the very foundations of British society, they are swept away on a
chase that puts not only their lives, but their hearts at risk - and neither of
them can defy the wild and stormy ride they find upon the Falcon.
Author:
Kate Monroe
Publisher:
Pink Pepper Press
Number
of Pages: 298 pages
ISBN-13: 978-0615695662
ISBN-10: 0615695663
Release Date: October 5, 2012
***
Links for Purchase:
***
The Falcon’s Chase Excerpt:
Chapter One
London, 1861
Reuben
Costello knew that he had tried a hundred times to wrench the unyielding iron
bars of his prison cell apart, but he could not resist the urge to try just
once more. However hard he tugged, though, they withstood even the inhuman
amount of force that his prosthetic arm applied to them, just as they had so
many times before.
He
delivered a furious kick to the bars that had him inescapably trapped as his
dark eyes settled upon the copper plated arm that he wore like a badge of
honour. Meticulously bonded to the living flesh it clung to, it was just as
responsive and more effective than the arm of muscles and bones that had
existed in its place for the first eleven years of his life; but though he had
worn it for twenty years now and it had served him well for all of those, the
sight of it still filled him with a bitter and resentful disgust.
Even
that painful emotion, though, could not distract him for more than a few
moments. Far more pressing was the grim awareness that with every second that
passed, sunrise drew nearer, and with it would come his execution. Reuben had
lived a far from blameless life, always dancing along the thin, blurred line that
separated the pursuits of an ordinary merchant and the more interesting
activities that he liked to indulge in.
Betrayed
to Her Majesty's Royal Navy after a dalliance with the pirates that roamed the
Red Sea proved too irresistible for his mercenary side to ignore, Reuben had
been captured and dragged to the infamous Tower of London. It had taken no less
than a dozen captains to bring him in. Had he been aboard his ship when they
attacked, he had no doubt that they would not have succeeded.
Reuben
had not been aboard the Falcon, though. Instead, he had been spending the night
with his latest mistress - and when she had brazenly lounged back on the bed
with a cigarillo between her perfect red lips and laughed loudly as they
dragged him away, he had silently cursed his propensity for choosing his
bedmates based on looks alone.
That,
it seemed, was not a mistake he would have the chance to ever make again.
Though his crime was nowhere as severe as it should be to warrant execution,
that was the sentence that had inexplicably been passed. Time was rapidly
slipping away from him and much to his disgust, it was becoming clear that
there would be no escape from the harsh fate that awaited him.
He
sank down to the cold, grimy cobbles that lined his dungeon cell and affixed a
menacing scowl to his face for the sole benefit of any gaolers that should
happen to parade past his cell with their looks of disdain and taunts about the
noose that was so soon to be claiming his neck in the hangman's embrace. Soon,
light footsteps heralded the approach of just such a person.
Reuben
snatched upon the only amusement that would be his on this last lonely night of
life. He wrapped his fingers around the hateful bars of his cell and knelt
down, drawing back his thin lips to expose the gleaming teeth beneath as he
deliberately allowed a low, ominous growl to rise up from the pit of his
stomach and echo around the confines of the dungeon.
He
squinted into the dimly-lit gloom as the footsteps quickened and caught sight
of a distinct shape emerging from the putrid darkness. Far shorter than any of
the guards he had become accustomed to - he would estimate that the top of
their head would not even reach his shoulder - and dressed all in black, the
person reached into their pocket and extracted what was undoubtedly, from the
jangling sound of metal against metal, a bunch of heavy brass keys.
Reuben's
eyes narrowed as they quickly swept across the newcomer appraisingly. Their
head was bowed low, concealed from his gaze by the shadow of the black cap atop
it, and a full-length greatcoat enveloped their body and skimmed across their
ankles to reveal tight-fitting breeches and laced leather boots.
Everything
about the clothing that they wore screamed of masculinity, but an incredulous
suspicion was rising inside him that it was no man that stood before him. The
slender fingers that were now fumbling with the keys were pale and unblemished,
as far removed from the rough and calloused hands of the gaolers as it was
possible to be. As they unlocked the door and hastily slammed it shut behind
them, the shape of a second person stepped out of the shadows in the corridor.
“I
shall stay at the end of the corridor to stand guard, then - just shout if you
need me, ma'am.” They were dismissed with a jerk of the head and an irritable
wave of the delicate hand that had unlocked the door.
Even
if those intriguing words had not made it plain that it was a woman now locked
in the cell with him, any remaining doubt he might have had was extinguished
when he inhaled sharply and a delicate scent that had wafted in with the
newcomer danced around his senses, teasing and tantalising him with its faint
notes of jasmine and gardenia. It was a scent that was intrinsically and
undeniably feminine in origin.
Reuben
swallowed hard, for a woman's appearance in his cell could mean only one thing.
He let loose a soft groan. He had been alone in his cell for over a month now
and the company of a woman was perhaps the only thing that might make him able
to forget his imminent execution. With a deep, primal hunger raging inside him,
he stared at her intently as she slowly pulled away her cap to reveal the face
of the woman that had come to offer him the scant comfort she could provide.
“Ah!
You are to be this condemned man's last meal, I presume?” Reuben's low voice
was hoarse, for the instant that she had removed her cap and revealed herself
to him, he had been consumed by such a forceful throb of aching desire that he
knew he had to have her, prostitute or not. Not even pausing to think upon the
surprising and uncharacteristic generosity that his gaolers had shown in
sending such a rare beauty to him on the eve of his execution, he roughly
backed her up against the stone walls of the cell.
Her
soulful eyes widened and her lips parted, but before she could speak Reuben
devoted himself to the far from unpalatable task at hand. If this was to be the
last woman he would take before his execution then, he thought wryly, it was
fitting that she was by far the loveliest he had ever had in his arms, despite
her manly attire - attire that he intended to waste no time in stripping away
from her shapely form.
He
shook his tangled, jet black braids back out of his face, lowered his head and
laid forceful, triumphant claim to her wonderfully soft and pliant lips,
already dizzy with the strength of his desperate yearning for her. Reuben
slipped one hand behind her head to caress the delicate nape of her neck and
hold her in place as his fingers wound through the silken curls of hair
escaping the tight bun attempting to restrain them, his arousal rapidly
spiralling out of control as he pushed himself up against her to mould himself
against every feminine contour of her body.
He
forced his prosthetic arm between their bodies to reach for the intricate buttons
of her greatcoat and tugged them apart with such force that they ripped free of
the fabric, but even that was not enough to persuade him to break the kiss.
Never before had a mere kiss managed to arouse him with such ferocity. Perhaps
it was the adrenalin pounding through his body in anticipation of his death
intensifying all that he felt, but Reuben had never craved any woman as much as
he did this one.
As
his fingers insistently moved between their bodies to seek out the fastenings
of her shirt, though, brushing against the agonisingly tempting curve of her
high, full breasts as they did so, she twisted her head to the side with a loud
and rasping cry. “What in God's name do you think that you are doing, sir?!”
Reuben
arched one dark eyebrow incredulously as he fought for breath and ruthlessly
kept her pinned up against the wall. “I thought that was more than obvious! I
was beginning to avail myself of all the pleasures that your sweet mouth had to
offer to me. Is that not why you came here?”
“No!” Rage burned in her wide, darkened
eyes as she struggled desperately to free herself of his hold. “Good God, I am
no...no...” She trailed off, blushing hotly as a small smile began to quirk
back the corner of his lips.
“Prostitute?”
Reuben offered mildly, his anger at being interrupted fading away in the face
of her evident reaction to his proximity - a reaction that it seemed she was
not simply falsifying for the sake of her wages.
“Indeed
I am not!”
Her
curt denial seemed genuine, much to his bemusement. As he allowed his fingers
to work their way underneath the shirt she wore to caress the bare skin he
found beneath, he tilted his head to the side. “But I don't understand - how
did you get in here if you are not a prostitute, little lady?”
Her
flush deepened but her lips twitched with what could only be irritation as she
plunged one hand into her pocket and extracted a furled piece of parchment. She
unravelled it and thrust it at him contemptuously. “Admiral Dalton's seal tends
to open any door that happens to be in one's way.”
“Admiral
Dalton signed an order for my release?”
“No,
but I am very adept at forging my father's signature; I am Lady Arianne Dalton.
My friends call me Ari, but you may call me milady - and you can let me go
now!”
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
'Bring on the Heat' Erotic Romance Boxed Set: On Sale Through #ValentinesDay
Bring on the Heat ~ Sale ends February 15
Available at $.99, now through Valentine’s Day!
Bring On the Heat: Erotic Romance Box Set
(Bad Boys and Alphas and Handcuffs, Oh my!)
A collection of erotic tales from today’s hottest authors, featuring BDSM love stories, ménage romps, and everything in between. No matter what your taste in erotic romance, we’ve got you covered and then some! Warning: These stories may require readers to seek out a cold drink and a hot man…
AUTHORS AND THEIR NOVELLAS
Eden Bradley - Breaking Skye Contemporary BDSM
Cassandra Carr - Caught Contemporary BDSM
Stephanie Julian - An Indecent Proposition Contemporary ménage
Amber Kallyn - Burned (Dragos, book 1) Paranormal/shifter
Keira Kohl - Laundry Day Contemporary
Adriana Kraft - Cherry Tune-Up Contemporary ménage
Emma Lai - Riding Rodeo Contemporary Western ménage
Anh Leod - Clockwork Captive Paranormal/steampunk
Ann Mayburn - First Kiss Contemporary BDSM FemDom
Cari Quinn - Jingle Ball (More the Merrier book 1) Contemporary ménage
BUY LINKS
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bring-on-the-heat-eden-bradley/1117666999?ean=2940045477475&isbn=2940045477475
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http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/383852
REVIEW SNIPPETS
Reviews for the Boxed Set:
Five Stars: “Hot can't even begin to describe this book. Makes one want to say please Master may I have another!”
Five stars: “Feel like I hit the jackpot with this boxed set!”
Five stars: “I loved every single one! This collection is amazing! One hot steamy sexy story after another!”
Reviews for specific stories:
Cherry Tune-Up, by Adriana Kraft: Five Stars “Well, after meeting Jack, no other man would ever come into my stream of consciousness again.”
First Kiss, by Ann Mayburn: Five Stars “Super sweet fem-dom. I want a Ryan of my own.”
Caught, by Cassandra Carr: Five stars “The story picks up right away and keeps you on a roller-coaster.”
Breaking Skye, by Eden Bradley: Five Stars “Together, we experience a beautiful story of love, healing and the power of a good, sexy spanking.”
SELECTED EXCERPTS
Riding Rodeo, by Emma Lai
The bell over the door tinkled as a new customer entered the bakery. When she glanced over the shoulder of her current customer, elderly Mrs. Thompson, Amanda Goodson’s breath caught. Bright afternoon sunshine from a beautiful late-spring day entered the storefront window and cast a delicious glow over the tastiest man Amanda had ever laid eyes on. A navy blue T-shirt clung to broad shoulders, a muscled chest, and six-pack abs. Brawny thighs strained the denim of a pair of faded jeans, and she knew from a previous encounter that the material hugged a firm ass.
She licked her lips. The rodeo was back in town.
When their gazes locked, Sean Cassidy winked. Thanks to the shirt, his eyes were more blue than gray, almost as blue as the clear sky over Houston today. He strode toward the counter with a slow rolling of hips, his cowboy boots?polished to a high sheen?clomping against the slate floor with each step. The rhythmic tattoo of his sexy walk called to mind their one headboard-banging-against-the-wall, marathon ride.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
She wasn’t sure if it was her heartbeat or echoes of her memory. Sweat moistened her palms, but it wasn’t sweat tickling the insides of her thighs. Damn the man. He could still make her cream her panties even though their one-night stand happened more than a year ago.
One year, six months, and some change, but who was counting?
Burned, by Amber Kallyn
The Other was here.
Lowering the truck window, Calla Dragos sniffed the chilly afternoon. Pine trees, asphalt. All overshadowed by the distinct stench of sulfur. Her stomach lurched, vileness rising to choke her. As she drove into the blink of a town, it grew stronger, overpowering all other senses.
Drawing closer to the Jasper Fire Department, she focused on keeping her clammy hands on the wheel, her concentration on the light traffic. Keeping her foot on the gas pedal, rather than slamming the brakes and fleeing.
How could he be here?
It was bad enough her job as an arson investigator brought her to this small, mountaintop town of Jasper, Arizona. Bad enough she’d left her family behind in the midst of yet another argument about her independence. The possibility of facing Eric brought tremors to her body.
Parking her cherry red pickup in front of the station, Calla shaded her eyes from the late afternoon sun and searched the colorful wood-front buildings. The stench faded.
Eric marked her, then fled. Like a coward. And he was a coward. She needed to remember that fact. Otherwise, the fear coiling in her heart would drive her batty.
After a couple deep breaths, she calmed the nausea a little. She could do this. She would do this. And if that bastard decided to show up, she’d face him with all her strength.
Calla stepped from the truck on shaky legs, smoothed her navy skirt and slipped on the matching jacket. Reaching across the seat, she grabbed her oversized black bag, which held a notebook, pens and her kit. After another soothing breath, filling her lungs with the crisp mountain air, she headed around the corner to the firemen’s entrance.
Giggles drew her attention to a group of barely-eighteen girls, scantily dressed. And the man they huddled near.
In nothing but low-slung jeans, the top button carelessly undone, the man gave off the rugged air of a male underwear model with a sexy, take me to your bedroom now look. His blond hair, slightly too long for a clean-cut look, dripped water, from a recent shower maybe. Or a drenching with the hose. The scruff on his chin, a shade darker than his hair, enhanced the bad boy aura.
Get your copy of Bring on the Heat now
while the sale price lasts!
Price goes up from $.99 to $2.99 on February 15

Social Media, Writing, and Editing Services I Offer - Erin O'Riordan
Available at $.99, now through Valentine’s Day!
Bring On the Heat: Erotic Romance Box Set
(Bad Boys and Alphas and Handcuffs, Oh my!)
A collection of erotic tales from today’s hottest authors, featuring BDSM love stories, ménage romps, and everything in between. No matter what your taste in erotic romance, we’ve got you covered and then some! Warning: These stories may require readers to seek out a cold drink and a hot man…
AUTHORS AND THEIR NOVELLAS
Eden Bradley - Breaking Skye Contemporary BDSM
Cassandra Carr - Caught Contemporary BDSM
Stephanie Julian - An Indecent Proposition Contemporary ménage
Amber Kallyn - Burned (Dragos, book 1) Paranormal/shifter
Keira Kohl - Laundry Day Contemporary
Adriana Kraft - Cherry Tune-Up Contemporary ménage
Emma Lai - Riding Rodeo Contemporary Western ménage
Anh Leod - Clockwork Captive Paranormal/steampunk
Ann Mayburn - First Kiss Contemporary BDSM FemDom
Cari Quinn - Jingle Ball (More the Merrier book 1) Contemporary ménage
BUY LINKS
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bring-on-the-heat-eden-bradley/1117666999?ean=2940045477475&isbn=2940045477475
https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-bringontheheat-1388741-166.html
http://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/books/bring-on-the-heat-1/o_0WWiSaZE6eMiibEwIniQ?MixID=o_0WWiSaZE6eMiibEwIniQ&PageNumber=1
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/383852
REVIEW SNIPPETS
Reviews for the Boxed Set:
Five Stars: “Hot can't even begin to describe this book. Makes one want to say please Master may I have another!”
Five stars: “Feel like I hit the jackpot with this boxed set!”
Five stars: “I loved every single one! This collection is amazing! One hot steamy sexy story after another!”
Reviews for specific stories:
Cherry Tune-Up, by Adriana Kraft: Five Stars “Well, after meeting Jack, no other man would ever come into my stream of consciousness again.”
First Kiss, by Ann Mayburn: Five Stars “Super sweet fem-dom. I want a Ryan of my own.”
Caught, by Cassandra Carr: Five stars “The story picks up right away and keeps you on a roller-coaster.”
Breaking Skye, by Eden Bradley: Five Stars “Together, we experience a beautiful story of love, healing and the power of a good, sexy spanking.”
SELECTED EXCERPTS
Riding Rodeo, by Emma Lai
The bell over the door tinkled as a new customer entered the bakery. When she glanced over the shoulder of her current customer, elderly Mrs. Thompson, Amanda Goodson’s breath caught. Bright afternoon sunshine from a beautiful late-spring day entered the storefront window and cast a delicious glow over the tastiest man Amanda had ever laid eyes on. A navy blue T-shirt clung to broad shoulders, a muscled chest, and six-pack abs. Brawny thighs strained the denim of a pair of faded jeans, and she knew from a previous encounter that the material hugged a firm ass.
She licked her lips. The rodeo was back in town.
When their gazes locked, Sean Cassidy winked. Thanks to the shirt, his eyes were more blue than gray, almost as blue as the clear sky over Houston today. He strode toward the counter with a slow rolling of hips, his cowboy boots?polished to a high sheen?clomping against the slate floor with each step. The rhythmic tattoo of his sexy walk called to mind their one headboard-banging-against-the-wall, marathon ride.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
She wasn’t sure if it was her heartbeat or echoes of her memory. Sweat moistened her palms, but it wasn’t sweat tickling the insides of her thighs. Damn the man. He could still make her cream her panties even though their one-night stand happened more than a year ago.
One year, six months, and some change, but who was counting?
Burned, by Amber Kallyn
The Other was here.
Lowering the truck window, Calla Dragos sniffed the chilly afternoon. Pine trees, asphalt. All overshadowed by the distinct stench of sulfur. Her stomach lurched, vileness rising to choke her. As she drove into the blink of a town, it grew stronger, overpowering all other senses.
Drawing closer to the Jasper Fire Department, she focused on keeping her clammy hands on the wheel, her concentration on the light traffic. Keeping her foot on the gas pedal, rather than slamming the brakes and fleeing.
How could he be here?
It was bad enough her job as an arson investigator brought her to this small, mountaintop town of Jasper, Arizona. Bad enough she’d left her family behind in the midst of yet another argument about her independence. The possibility of facing Eric brought tremors to her body.
Parking her cherry red pickup in front of the station, Calla shaded her eyes from the late afternoon sun and searched the colorful wood-front buildings. The stench faded.
Eric marked her, then fled. Like a coward. And he was a coward. She needed to remember that fact. Otherwise, the fear coiling in her heart would drive her batty.
After a couple deep breaths, she calmed the nausea a little. She could do this. She would do this. And if that bastard decided to show up, she’d face him with all her strength.
Calla stepped from the truck on shaky legs, smoothed her navy skirt and slipped on the matching jacket. Reaching across the seat, she grabbed her oversized black bag, which held a notebook, pens and her kit. After another soothing breath, filling her lungs with the crisp mountain air, she headed around the corner to the firemen’s entrance.
Giggles drew her attention to a group of barely-eighteen girls, scantily dressed. And the man they huddled near.
In nothing but low-slung jeans, the top button carelessly undone, the man gave off the rugged air of a male underwear model with a sexy, take me to your bedroom now look. His blond hair, slightly too long for a clean-cut look, dripped water, from a recent shower maybe. Or a drenching with the hose. The scruff on his chin, a shade darker than his hair, enhanced the bad boy aura.
Get your copy of Bring on the Heat now
while the sale price lasts!
Price goes up from $.99 to $2.99 on February 15

Social Media, Writing, and Editing Services I Offer - Erin O'Riordan
Friday, April 11, 2014
Cover Reveal: Familiar Taste of Seduction
A new adult steampunk paranormal romance is coming out: Familiar Taste of Seduction! It is up for pre-sale on Amazon.
Title: Familiar Taste Of Seduction
Authors: Elizabeth J. Kolodziej and Juls Berghammer
Buy Link: http://www.amazon.com/Familiar-Taste-Seduction-Elizabeth-Kolodziej/dp/0616002920/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396918954&sr=8-1&keywords=Familiar+taste+of+seduction
Release Date: October 13, 2014
Synopsis: Every captain dreams to find the haul worth more than his existence and Captain Henri is no exception. Far from land and her home, Lola gives the captain a run for his heart when he captures her from the sea. However, the beautiful siren soon discovers she can't sing her way out of this one.
When Matrick, a great sorcerer, learns about captain Henri's treasure, he craves the siren for his Midnight Carnival and his personal menagerie. Matrick must own the sea goddess by fair means or foul. With the aid of the demon seductress, Ink, Captain Henri may be able to take the siren back from the evil grasp of Matrick. But, at what cost? Demons don t work free.
Ink is attracted to Lola more than she will admit and after one explosive night together Lola is hooked. Will Lola stay with Ink? Be confined by the evil sorcerer? Can Captain Henri win his prize catch back and be able to show her what real smoldering hot love is?
Title: Familiar Taste Of Seduction
Authors: Elizabeth J. Kolodziej and Juls Berghammer
Buy Link: http://www.amazon.com/Familiar-Taste-Seduction-Elizabeth-Kolodziej/dp/0616002920/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396918954&sr=8-1&keywords=Familiar+taste+of+seduction
Release Date: October 13, 2014
Synopsis: Every captain dreams to find the haul worth more than his existence and Captain Henri is no exception. Far from land and her home, Lola gives the captain a run for his heart when he captures her from the sea. However, the beautiful siren soon discovers she can't sing her way out of this one.
When Matrick, a great sorcerer, learns about captain Henri's treasure, he craves the siren for his Midnight Carnival and his personal menagerie. Matrick must own the sea goddess by fair means or foul. With the aid of the demon seductress, Ink, Captain Henri may be able to take the siren back from the evil grasp of Matrick. But, at what cost? Demons don t work free.
Ink is attracted to Lola more than she will admit and after one explosive night together Lola is hooked. Will Lola stay with Ink? Be confined by the evil sorcerer? Can Captain Henri win his prize catch back and be able to show her what real smoldering hot love is?
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Movie Review: Warm Bodies
Zombies - they're everywhere lately. On June 28th, Esther Wheelmaker will drop by Pagan Spirits to talk about her steampunk zombie novel Gravely Inanimated. In the meantime, I've gotten into the Walking Dead graphic novel series after I took my nieces to the comic book shop on Free Comic Book Day 2013 and picked up a TWD book there. I'm halfway through Book Two.
But, as I must sometimes remind my dad, please don't spoil the TV show for me. I have only seen up to the part where Lori finds out she's pregnant and she doesn't know whether the baby is Shane's or Rick's.
I didn't read Isaac Marion's book Warm Bodies. I came to the movie fresh, not knowing anything about it other than what I saw in the trailer on the big screen. If I remember correctly, the first time I saw the trailer was at The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2. Appropriately, the DVD I got from Netflix featured the trailers for BD Pt. 2, The Hunger Games and The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I intend to read Wallflower before I see its movie, but I haven't wanted to pay the $12 for that skinny lil paperback yet.
The movie centers on a zombie who comes to be called R; all he can remember of his name is that he thinks it started with an R. Eight years after the earth succumbed to the zombie apocalypse for reasons R can't name, he lives a bleak, sleepless existence with the other zombies, hanging around an airport. He wishes for more, but his cognitive faculties are limited. He does know that zombies all eventually deteriorate into what they call the Bonies, which look less human and more wraith-like and apparently have even less reasoning power.
Meanwhile, in what may be the last surviving colony of humans on the planet, Julie Grigio also dreams of more. She loves her boyfriend Perry, but wants to feel closer to him. Perry is loyal soldier in the military-like colony government run by Julie's dad. He'll have more time for romance once all the world's zombies have been shot in the head and re-killed.
Julie and Perry, along with Julie's best friend Nora and a handful of others, go out on a raid, collecting medical supplies for the colony from an abandoned pharmacy. They cross paths with a group of zombies, including R, who view them as lunch. Acting on what he refers to as The New Hunger, R chows down on Perry, eating his brain. Thus he receives some of Perry's memories, and strangely, he begins to feel protective toward Julie, saving her from other zombies.
After that grotesque start, the movie veers further from horror-comedy territory and more into the romance genre. Julie can see that R wants to be more like a living person again, and his efforts appear to be paying off. When Nora puts makeup on R to make him look less dead, he almost looks like a living person again. Eventually, Julie, her father and the other survivors have to question whether it's possible for the undead to return to life.
For most of this movie, I felt very bad for Perry. Julie doesn't seem terribly upset about his death or react very badly when R finally confesses that he ate Perry and hands her Perry's gold watch. The film's explanation is that the survivors have seen so much death, they've learned to get over it quickly and not get too attached to other people. Somehow, though, Julie becomes attached to R. When she thinks he's had to sacrifice himself to save her life, she's distraught.
Sometimes while watching this, I thought Julie's attraction to a walking corpse was a little weird. But then I'd think about how much I like vampires, and it didn't seem so bad. After all, Nora does inform us that R doesn't stink.
Except the skeletal-looking Bonies, most of the zombies in this movie don't look very deteriorated or grotesque - nothing like you see on The Walking Dead or in most zombie movies. R looks pretty normal except for his pale skin and eyes, which are weirdly blue with hardly any pupils. Their mostly-preserved state is a hopeful sign that the ending will be far less bleak than in your typical zombie fare.
R is played by English actor Nicholas Hoult (the boy in About a Boy, young Beast in X-Men: First Class, and Jack in the recent Jack the Giant Slayer). Julie is played by Australian actress Teresa Palmer (6 in I Am Number Four, and the female lead in a quirky Australian thriller with Stephen Moyer that I enjoy, Restraint), and her father is played by John Malkovich. (I adore him.) Perry, whom this movie should really care more about than it does, is played by Dave Franco. He's a beautiful Jewish-American like his older brother James. He's been in a number of TV shows, including Greek, Scrubs, and Privileged.
Nora is played by Analeigh Tipton, which I understand was a controversial casting choice because Tipton is Caucasian and Nora is described in the book as being of East African descent. I would understand if you were to complain about this, because ethnic diversity in this movie is practically at zero. Does Hollywood seriously think that white people won't watch movies with African-American actors in them? Because whitewashing is ridiculous and stupid.
I didn't love this movie, but I did like it. I'm not sorry that I didn't read the book, which I understand is a little darker than the film version, because I think I like the more romantic version better. Three and a half stars, I'd say. Worth a watch, but not an instant favorite.
Did you read this, and if so, did you enjoy the book? Did you like the movie?
Till Zombies Do Us Part by Celeste Ayers. $0.99 from Smashwords.com
Noah and Amy are two teens in love. There is however one problem; the world as they know it was turned into nothing but a pile of chaos and zombies. As they battle for survival they’ll embark on a journey into the unknown while facing new trials that will put both their love for each other and their humanity to the ultimate test. Just how far will they be willing to go?
But, as I must sometimes remind my dad, please don't spoil the TV show for me. I have only seen up to the part where Lori finds out she's pregnant and she doesn't know whether the baby is Shane's or Rick's.
I didn't read Isaac Marion's book Warm Bodies. I came to the movie fresh, not knowing anything about it other than what I saw in the trailer on the big screen. If I remember correctly, the first time I saw the trailer was at The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2. Appropriately, the DVD I got from Netflix featured the trailers for BD Pt. 2, The Hunger Games and The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I intend to read Wallflower before I see its movie, but I haven't wanted to pay the $12 for that skinny lil paperback yet.
The movie centers on a zombie who comes to be called R; all he can remember of his name is that he thinks it started with an R. Eight years after the earth succumbed to the zombie apocalypse for reasons R can't name, he lives a bleak, sleepless existence with the other zombies, hanging around an airport. He wishes for more, but his cognitive faculties are limited. He does know that zombies all eventually deteriorate into what they call the Bonies, which look less human and more wraith-like and apparently have even less reasoning power.
Meanwhile, in what may be the last surviving colony of humans on the planet, Julie Grigio also dreams of more. She loves her boyfriend Perry, but wants to feel closer to him. Perry is loyal soldier in the military-like colony government run by Julie's dad. He'll have more time for romance once all the world's zombies have been shot in the head and re-killed.
Julie and Perry, along with Julie's best friend Nora and a handful of others, go out on a raid, collecting medical supplies for the colony from an abandoned pharmacy. They cross paths with a group of zombies, including R, who view them as lunch. Acting on what he refers to as The New Hunger, R chows down on Perry, eating his brain. Thus he receives some of Perry's memories, and strangely, he begins to feel protective toward Julie, saving her from other zombies.
After that grotesque start, the movie veers further from horror-comedy territory and more into the romance genre. Julie can see that R wants to be more like a living person again, and his efforts appear to be paying off. When Nora puts makeup on R to make him look less dead, he almost looks like a living person again. Eventually, Julie, her father and the other survivors have to question whether it's possible for the undead to return to life.
For most of this movie, I felt very bad for Perry. Julie doesn't seem terribly upset about his death or react very badly when R finally confesses that he ate Perry and hands her Perry's gold watch. The film's explanation is that the survivors have seen so much death, they've learned to get over it quickly and not get too attached to other people. Somehow, though, Julie becomes attached to R. When she thinks he's had to sacrifice himself to save her life, she's distraught.
Sometimes while watching this, I thought Julie's attraction to a walking corpse was a little weird. But then I'd think about how much I like vampires, and it didn't seem so bad. After all, Nora does inform us that R doesn't stink.
Except the skeletal-looking Bonies, most of the zombies in this movie don't look very deteriorated or grotesque - nothing like you see on The Walking Dead or in most zombie movies. R looks pretty normal except for his pale skin and eyes, which are weirdly blue with hardly any pupils. Their mostly-preserved state is a hopeful sign that the ending will be far less bleak than in your typical zombie fare.
R is played by English actor Nicholas Hoult (the boy in About a Boy, young Beast in X-Men: First Class, and Jack in the recent Jack the Giant Slayer). Julie is played by Australian actress Teresa Palmer (6 in I Am Number Four, and the female lead in a quirky Australian thriller with Stephen Moyer that I enjoy, Restraint), and her father is played by John Malkovich. (I adore him.) Perry, whom this movie should really care more about than it does, is played by Dave Franco. He's a beautiful Jewish-American like his older brother James. He's been in a number of TV shows, including Greek, Scrubs, and Privileged.
Nora is played by Analeigh Tipton, which I understand was a controversial casting choice because Tipton is Caucasian and Nora is described in the book as being of East African descent. I would understand if you were to complain about this, because ethnic diversity in this movie is practically at zero. Does Hollywood seriously think that white people won't watch movies with African-American actors in them? Because whitewashing is ridiculous and stupid.
I didn't love this movie, but I did like it. I'm not sorry that I didn't read the book, which I understand is a little darker than the film version, because I think I like the more romantic version better. Three and a half stars, I'd say. Worth a watch, but not an instant favorite.
Did you read this, and if so, did you enjoy the book? Did you like the movie?
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Noah and Amy are two teens in love. There is however one problem; the world as they know it was turned into nothing but a pile of chaos and zombies. As they battle for survival they’ll embark on a journey into the unknown while facing new trials that will put both their love for each other and their humanity to the ultimate test. Just how far will they be willing to go?
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
The Weekly Dish With Bella & Nat: Fall Staple ~ Bootsession
As Bella and Natalie's theme today is "Fall Staples," I take this as permission to indulge my favorite fall obsession: the boot.
Getting them in all three colors is mandatory.
Is anything cooler than a pair of steampunk boots?
I honestly don't get the whole Hunter boot/rubber boot phenomenon, but I'm a sucker for the tortoiseshell pattern.
Tights are another great thing about fall.
And hoodies.
Everybody loves a good hoodie.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Ready For the Next Blog Hop? Thanks for the Books event
Hopping by from the Coffin Hop? See Monday's giveaway post here.
As much fun as we're having with the CoffinHop, we don't want the fun to end with All Saints' Day, right? Right. To that end, I present the Thanks for the Books Blog Hop, November 1-14, hosted by Grace Fonseca at Livre de Amour.
To enter the giveaway, follow Pagan Spirits book blog through Google Friend Connect, then leave a comment on this post, or any post that debuted during the contest period (November 1-14, 2011). Please include an e-mail address with your comment so I can contact you if you win. I am in the U.S., but both U.S. and international submissions will be accepted. The winner will be chosen randomly.
The prize is a grab bag of three paperback books:
Steamlust: Steampunk Erotic Romance, edited by Kristina Wright
The Transformation by Natasha Rostova - Erotica
The Heights: A Contemporary Imagining of Wuthering Heights by Brian James - Young Adult Romantic Fiction
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Pride and Prejudice and Mitzi Szereto
Talented erotica writer Mitzi Szereto, author of In Sleeping Beauty's Bed, has a new book called Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts. It's due to be released by Cleis Press in July. Adding sex to literary classics is the newest mash-up trend, following hot on the heels of the classics + monsters trend. (And the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie isn't even out yet!)
Steve Hockensmith, who wrote the PPZ prequel Dawn of the Dreadfuls,
I'm looking forward to this one, but even more so, I'm looking forward to reading the sexed-up version of one of my very favorites, Wuthering Heights. Annabella Bloom assists Emily Bronte in creating Wuthering Heights: The Wild and Wanton Edition. It's been out since January, but I haven't picked up a copy yet.
My TBR list is long. The next book I'll read from Cleis Press is likely to be Carnal Machines, a collection of steampunk erotica edited by D. L. King.
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
'Mycroft Holmes and the Apocalypse Handbook' #GraphicNovel by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Mycroft Holmes and the Apocalypse Handbook by Kareem Abdul-JabbarMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
Mycroft Holmes, in this original story in graphic novel form, is a smug little sh*t. I love him.
He's not quite the same character as in the mystery novel Mycroft Holmes - he has a different back story with a different fiancee - but he's still his annoyingly superior, know-it-all self, and he's still quite competitive with little brother Sherlock. Cyrus Douglas does not appear in this story; this Mycroft has a female, American "Watson," kind of like Lucy Liu's character on Elementary (but not really).
This is an all-new adventure involving a cache of sci-fi weapons and an evil plan to auction them off to the highest bidder. Queen Victoria wants to be the highest bidder so the British Empire knows these steampunk weapons of mass destruction are in safe hands, and Mycroft has passed enough of her tests to become her agent.
In this he's assisted by Lark Adler, an American bounty hunter. Is she related to Irene? An older cousin, perhaps? We don't know. There is also mention of a respectable maths professor named James Moriarty.
I don't know if any more comics have been written in this series, but these five issues make for one intriguing graphic novel. The art is eye-popping and the story is fast-paced. This is a fine entry into the world of Holmesiana.
I purchased this graphic novel with my own funds at my local brick-and-mortar Barnes and Noble. I was not obligated in any way to review it.
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Top 10 Tuesday: 10 Books I Wouldn't Be Sad If Santa Brought Me
Inspired by this post at It's a Book Life, which in turn took its cue from this post at The Broke and the Bookish.
I love to give books for the holidays, as my nieces will find out tonight (they're also getting Subway gift cards so they can pay for their favorite sandwiches with their own money - very exciting when you're 7 and 9) and my cousin's baby daughter will find out tomorrow.
Which books would I most like to get from Santa Claus? I checked with my Goodreads to-read list, and here's what I came up with (in no particular order):
1. I Am Malala by Malala Yousafzai with Christina Lamb
2. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
I really want to see the movie, because Emma Watson looks amazing in the previews, but I want to read the book first. I've simply refused to pay the full retail at my local Barnes and Noble.
3. Delirium by Lauren Oliver
4. Hollow City by Ransom Riggs
5. Lillian Holmes and the Leaping Man by Ciar Cullen
Gender-swapped, steampunk Sherlock Holmes? Uh, yes please!
6. The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming by Lemony Snicket
Hanukkah is over, but my desire to read this is not.
7. Christian Bale: The Inside Story of the Darkest Batman by Harrison Cheung
8. House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones
9. Little Women and Me by Lauren Baratz-Logsted
10. This Star Won't Go Out by Esther Earl
Okay, this one doesn't come out until January 28th, 2014, but Santa can preorder it for me if he wants to.
Which books are you hoping for on Christmas morning?
I love to give books for the holidays, as my nieces will find out tonight (they're also getting Subway gift cards so they can pay for their favorite sandwiches with their own money - very exciting when you're 7 and 9) and my cousin's baby daughter will find out tomorrow.
Which books would I most like to get from Santa Claus? I checked with my Goodreads to-read list, and here's what I came up with (in no particular order):
1. I Am Malala by Malala Yousafzai with Christina Lamb
2. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
I really want to see the movie, because Emma Watson looks amazing in the previews, but I want to read the book first. I've simply refused to pay the full retail at my local Barnes and Noble.
3. Delirium by Lauren Oliver
4. Hollow City by Ransom Riggs
5. Lillian Holmes and the Leaping Man by Ciar Cullen
Gender-swapped, steampunk Sherlock Holmes? Uh, yes please!
6. The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming by Lemony Snicket
Hanukkah is over, but my desire to read this is not.
7. Christian Bale: The Inside Story of the Darkest Batman by Harrison Cheung
8. House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones
9. Little Women and Me by Lauren Baratz-Logsted
10. This Star Won't Go Out by Esther Earl
Okay, this one doesn't come out until January 28th, 2014, but Santa can preorder it for me if he wants to.
Which books are you hoping for on Christmas morning?
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