Sunday, June 24, 2012

Bitches in Bookshops - The Pinterest Board

On Mondays I hook up with Pinning! at A Night Owl Blog/Baxtron{Life}. On Wednesday, it's Oh, How Pinteresting! at The Vintage Apple.  

This is the clever song, a parody of Jay-Z and Kanye West's "N****s in Paris," as performed by LaShea Delaney and Annabelle Quezada. 



THIS is the Pinterest board I built around it. These are the lyrics: 

Read so hard librarians tryin'a' fine me
They can't identify me
Checked in with a pseudonym so I guess you can say I'm Mark Twaining



Read so hard, I'm not lazy.
Go on GoodReads, so much rated.
Fountainhead, on my just read, gave it four stars and then changed it.
Read so hard I'm literary.
Goosebumps series - too scary!
Animal Farm



Jane Eyre



Barnes and Noble - Foursquare it



No TV, I read instead
Got lots of bills but not bread
Burroughs...



Golding...



Shakespeare...



...all dead. 
Read so hard, got paper cuts
On trains while you're playing Connect the Dots
All these blisters just from turning pages
Read so hard, I'm seeing spots
Your Sudoko just can't compare
Nor Angry Birds, 'cause lookit here,
My Little Birds is getting stares.



This print's rare.
Read so hard, I memorize. The Illiad - I know lines



Watch me spit classic lit
Epic poems that don't rhyme
War and Peace, piece of cake, read Tolstoy in three days



Straight through, no delays
Didn't miss a word, not one phrase.
Read so hard librarians tryin'a' fine me - that shit cray (x3)
Read so hard librarians tryin'a' fine me - that shit cray (x3)
He said, "Shea, can we get married at the Strand?"



His #FridayReads are bad, so he can't have my hand
You ball so hard? OK, you're bowling
But I read so hard, I'm J.K. Rowling



That shit cray - ain't it, A? What you reading?

(Annabelle:) De Montaigne.



You use a Kindle? I carry spines
Supporting bookshops like a bra - Calvin Klein



Nerdy boy, he's so slow
Tuesday we started Foucault



He's still stuck on the intro? He's a no-go
It's sad, I had to kick him out my house, though
He mispronounced an author
(Marcel Proust)



Don't read in the dark
I highlight with markers
While laying in the park
And wearing Warby Parkers



Marriage Plot broke my heart



And it made me read Barthes



I special-ordered a copy
A softcover, not hard
Read so hard libraries tryin'a' fine me...
I am now marking my place
Don't want a crease on my page
Don't let me forget this page...
I've got bookmarks at home but I forgot one for the road

(Annabelle:) I've got a bookmark I can loan

(La Shea:) You know how many bookmarks I own?

I am now marking my page (x3)
Don't let me forget this page... 

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3 comments:

Dragonfly Treasure said...

OMG! I Love it!!!
Wishing you a great week!
*hugs*deb

Courtney said...

Your best pinning post ever!!! I LOVE THIS!

Erin O'Riordan said...

Aw, thank you both so much!