Wednesday, July 9, 2014

How To Turn Hobby Lobby Products Into Female Contraception: A Special Event

Erin's Note: This is an amusing press release I thought my readers might enjoy. I edited it for grammar. 

(Woodland Hills, CA) July 8th, 2014 – You can shop 'til you drop at Hobby Lobby, but just don't drop on your vagina or you may not be protected.

With the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the corporation Hobby Lobby's right to restrict birth control as part of its employees' health insurance plans, well, it just seemed like the right time for to step in and offer female employees additional options. And who would know more about female contraceptive devices than the team behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts?

Creative Commons image by MichaelMaggs presents How To Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby, a Special Event that teaches employees and everyone in need of womb protection how to create their own contraceptive devices at home out of Hobby Lobby products!

Starring adult starlet, Ela Darling, and directed by Justin Donaldson (Funny or Die, Upright Citizens Brigade), How To Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby is an important lesson on arts and  crafts and reproductive organs.

If you are 18 or older, you can watch How To Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby for free at

For context, see the Huffington Post's "Supreme Court Rules in Hobby Lobby Case, Dealing Blow to Birth Control Coverage."

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