Breakfast: Smoke half a pack of unfiltered Camels from a Tiffany cigarette holder, then work on your abs.
Watch From Here to Eternity. Get angry at Burt Lancaster for getting top billing.
Recite "A man don't go his own way, he's nothing" along with Prewitt.
Cry when Maggio dies, then drink a tumbler of Scotch, neat.
After the movie, go four rounds in the boxing ring with your trainer. Take a long shower. Admire yourself in the mirror; you are the damned prettiest thing that ever lived.
Lunch: 12 ounces of raw steak.
Throw a party in your apartment. Make out with the nearest girl who looks vaguely like Elizabeth Taylor. Call her Bessie Mae, assure her that if you were going to marry anything it would be her, then wrestle her to the ground and bite her shoulder.
Single-handedly finish off that fifth of Scotch and get out your Sinatra records.
Dinner: Snort lines of finely-crushed Seconal off the shaved chest of a blond hustler who vaguely resembles a young Marlon Brando, all the while thinking that Brando is a hammy over-actor and he's starting to get love handles.
Make out with said blond hustler. Abandon him to discuss the work of Anton Chekhov with your friends; help them finish off a bottle of champagne, the actual French stuff. If you lapse into speaking French, no one will mind.
Pass out face-down on the carpet; your assistant will carry you to bed.