Lady Gaga/CJ Holland "Luv U Sum" Lyrics - Dramatic Reading - Two Edits

I made two more very short YouTube clips for tracks I created in BandLab. In each, I'm reading the lyrics of "Luv U Sum," a rare track written by C.J. Holland and Lady Gaga. 

The lyrics are:

"Got your sugar right over here,

Not saccharin or fake my dear.

No-nonsense diet baby I’m,

Your sugarcane, on your mind.

It’s nothin’ you can’t handle babe,

Domino, not Splenda made.

So lick your lips and brace your tongue,

Get over here, you love you some."

The first edit is an upbeat pop music edit, with additional vocals by BAER. (You, too, can use the BAER sample pack in BandLab.) 

The second edit uses elements of horror movie soundtracks.

Which edit do you like better?

If you want to collaborate in BandLab, you can find me at https://www.bandlab.com/erinrainbowlicks

I Read Poetry With BandLab (YouTube Clips)

In these three short YouTube clips, I read three poems. The first is by Sappho, the second is a found poem with text from a 1990s sociology textbook, and the third is by Aphra Behn. I recorded all of these clips in BandLab. 

I've been playing around with BandLab for the past week. I saw a post on Tumblr about how anyone can make music, without knowing how to play an instrument or even owning an instrument, using some of the websites in the post. (Some of them are broken.) 

First, Sappho's "Now to please my little friend." This English translation is in the public domain; I found it in Project Gutenberg.

Next, a found poem from an outdated sociology textbook.

Finally, a poem by Aphra Behn (1640-1689), one of the first women in English history to earn her living solely by her writing. She was a poet and playwright. In fact, she was the second-most performed playwright in her time, second only to England's poet laureate, John Dryden. John Dryden was so famous and beloved in the 17th century that he was buried in Westminster Abbey right next to Geoffrey Chaucer.

All of Aphra Behn's poems are in the public domain. She lived a really long time ago.

More Unfortunate, Mostly Literary, Happenings of Past Februaries

Read about The Day the Music Died and other February tragedies in last year's post here.

Previous Installment in the "Bummer" Series: More Unfortunate Literary Happenings of Past Januaries

A few updates:

February 2, 2022: A pastor in Nashville, Tennessee, holds a burning of books he deems “demonic.” According to his loosely-organized, conspiratorial beliefs, a book counted as “demonic” if it was “anything tied to the Masonic Lodge.” It’s unclear whether these actions were influenced more by religious fanaticism or by mental illness.

February 6, 1998: Austrian “Rock Me Amadeus” rocker Falco (Johann Hölzel) dies in a traffic accident while on vacation in the Dominican Republic. He is 40 years old.

February 9, 1963: In a racially-charged incident captured in song by Bob Dylan, 51-year-old Hattie Carroll is working as a bar server at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore. The hotel is hosting an event called the Spinster’s Ball. One of the guests, Billy Zantzinger, who is white, is excessively drunk and physically and verbally abusing both his wife Jane and the African-American wait staff at the event.

Zantziger hurls racial slurs and other verbal abuse at Carroll, then strikes her in the neck/upper shoulder region with his cane. Carroll immediate begins feeling numbness in her arm, and her co-workers notice her speech is slurred. She’s taken to the hospital, where Carroll dies of a brain hemorrhage. Zantziger is convicted of manslaughter for Carroll’s death, but his sentence is a paltry six months in prison and a $500 fine, plus a fine of $125 for assaulting the other wait staff.

Portrait of Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Swedish Nationalmuseum, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

February 24, 1809: London’s Drury Lane Theatre burns down. No one is injured, but the loss of the building is a financial disaster for its owner, Richard Brinsley Sheridan.

February 28, 1909: Actor Irene Muza (a stage name) dies when her hairdresser accidentally sets her on fire. According to a Perth, Australia, newspaper account published March 30, 1909, “Before taking part in a charitable performance on Tuesday she sent for her hairdresser to come and dress her hair. The hairdresser had applied a petrol lotion, when a few drops of it fell upon the kitchen stove. The stuff, ignited in an instant, and the flames caught the actress's hair and her dressing-gown and the clothing of the hairdresser. [...] In a moment she was a mass of flame. A friend who was in an adjoining room tried to save her by tearing away the burning gown, but before this could be accomplished she had sustained terrible injuries. She was conveyed to the hospital, where she expired. Her hairdresser, who was also badly injured, lies in a precarious condition.”