Erin's Note: From time to time I get these press releases in my e-mail inbox. I thought this one was enjoyable. I corrected the grammar and punctuation a little.
(Las Vegas, NV) October 25th, 2013 – Finally, the show that is almost porn is NOW porn!
The porn parody of the hit television series Game of Thrones is finally here. WoodRocket.com is proud to present, Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming.
Beginning October 25th, the first five episodes will be available to watch for free, only at WoodRocket.com, the website that brought you such classic and twisted adult parodies as SpongeKnob SquareNuts, and Porks and Recreation.
WoodRocket.com may have actually found a way to top them all with Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming, which features some of your favorite (and least favorite) Game of Thrones characters including a female Joffrey, a masturbating White Walker, the MILF of Dragons, and many more!
“We are all such big fans of the series that we wanted to honor it in the sluttiest way possible,” proudly proclaims director Lee Roy Myers. “If you think that the show is like porn now, then you know nothing! Wait until you see it with penetration.”
Stay tuned to WoodRocket for the next episodes of Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming. Directed by award-winning director, Lee Roy Myers, Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming stars James Deen, April O'Neil, Dana DeArmond, Anikka Albrite, Tommy Pistol, Claire Robbins, Tanya Tate, Aaliyah Love, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Bailey Blue, Anthony Rosano, and a throne made from hundreds of Evolved Novelties vibrators!
Catch Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming for free only at www.WoodRocket.com. The first season of Game of Bones will be available in a 2-Disc DVD set, with exclusive behind-the-scenes, bloopers, “headless edition,” and tons of extras distributed by Zero Tolerance Entertainment.
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WoodRocket.com and its content have been featured on Gawker, Gizmodo, io9, Huffington Post, The Hollywood Reporter, Jezebel, Laughing Squid, Death & Taxes, Vice, Fleshbot, and more.
Erin's Note: If you enjoy Game of Bones - Winter is Cumming, you may also like Mitzi Szereto's erotica anthology Thrones of Desire: Erotic Tales of Swords, Mist and Fire. Its Goodreads synopsis reads:
Thrones of Desire is a place where lust and legend abound, and adventure, passion and danger entwine. Think mystical lands and creatures, kings and queens, knights and renegades, heroes and villains, warlords, maidens and princesses. Think battles and danger, honor and dishonor, good and evil. Most of all, think hearts filled with passion and secret desire.
This is a place where romantic chivalry is alive and well, but so too is romantic wickedness. This is a place where the good do not always win, and the bad are often more captivating and desirable than their altruistic counterparts.
In these lush and timeless landscapes, the battle for flesh can be as important as the battle for power. Intrigue, sorcery, revenge, lawlessness, dark secrets and mysterious elixirs; entanglements with supernatural beings — everything is possible in these magical mythical landscapes. Inspired by Game of Thrones these imaginative steamy tales transport the reader to fantastical realms.